| long jump | |
|---|---|
| Movie | Jackass 4.5 |
| Featuring | Preston Lacy, Zach Holmes, Rachel Wolfson, Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Wee-Man, Ehren McGhehey, Jasper Dolphin, Poopies |
| Song | Tootsie Roll by 69 Boyz |
| “ | The clear winner today is diabetes. | ” |
–Rachel Wolfson | ||
Description
The stunt is introduced by Rachel Wolfson and Chris Pontius, who explain that a competition is being held between Preston Lacy and Zach Holmes to see who can do the biggest long jump. Rachel and Pontius are in the roles of referees for this bit. Johnny Knoxville, Wee-Man, Ehren McGhehey, Jasper Dolphin, and Poopies all lie down in a row. Zach takes a running long jump towards them, landing on and crushing the cast under his 400lb weight. Preston is next, barely jumping and instead running straight into and falling on the majority of the members, notably kicking Wee-Man in the groin.
Pontius then announces that the only way to fairly judge the competition is for the athletes to run simultaneously. Preston and Zach both run at the same time, falling on the cast with their combined weight. Preston injures his face when he lands, and the bit ends with Rachel concluding that the true winner of the contest is diabetes.